I'm Really Not That Nice

The War Has Begun and I am winning!

You have probably heard me complain talk about the new prison that was just opened.  I was responsible for installing the phone system.  I have spent the last month and half at the new prison....literally every day, I contemplated moving in.  Since I have been there so much I have become part of the "crew".  I don't know if this is such a good thing or not, usually I don't like people to know who I am, they just need to know that I am a voice on the phone. 

There is one certain person who loves to pick on me.  Every time I see him he has to give me a hard time....he is a really nice guy, not a creepy weirdo!  And don't worry I can hold my own against him!  A couple of weeks ago he was really giving me a hard time and I told him to watch out because paybacks are a b*^$h!

Well today I got my revenge!  I was testing custom ring tones for the new phones because people were complaining they didn't like the ringers that come installed on the phones and I stumbled across an article explaining how you can take a song and convert it into a ring tone for our phone system.  Sucka!

So of course, I had to try it out.  Once I discovered it worked on my phone, I wrote a custom file and loaded it to his phone and then waited, and waited and waited.  Finally I got the phone call.  "What did you do to my phone?!?!"

"Huh?  I don't know what you are talking about."  Want to know what played on his phone every time someone called?

The Village People, YMCA.  Don't you just love this song?  I did!  After 5 minutes of listening to him whine I told him I would change his ringers back to normal.  30 minutes later I finally did it.  But not before the word got out and everyone called him to listen to his ringer and make fun of him for the rest of the day.

When I went into his office a little while later one of the girls who works for him gave me a hug and told me that watching him freak out made it worth coming into work today.

Moral of the story....I'm Really Not That Nice.