Monday, September 27, 2010

Man-tastic Monday

Happy Monday Everyone.....ok, that just doesn't sound right.  Especially after the Monday I had.  It was a crazy day at work with tons of problems!  

Do you ever watch guys and dream about being one?  Yeah, me either....kind of, sometimes it seems like being a guy is so much easier, so I have decided to make Mondays Man-tastic!

What are Man-tastic Mondays?  A tribute to the reasons that I sometimes wish I was a guy.  Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be a man, but sometimes I wish I was a man...some of the time it seems like it would be easier.

So today's Man-tastic reason I wish I was a guy...........peeing!!!

**The world is a mans urinal.  They can pee anywhere they want and stand up!  They will never understand what it's like to pee on your pants while camping, avoiding tall weeds and making sure that you are peeing downhill so you don't pee on your shoes.

**Men will never understand the true meaning of hovering and power peeing or wrapping.

{hover} - to be so grossed out by the toilet you are about to pee in that you power squat and hover being ever so careful not to touch the toilet seat

{power pee} - occurs when one is hovering over the disgusting toilet, peeing as fast as you can

{wrapping} - to completely double cover the disgusting toilet seat just in case your foot slips while you are hovering

**Bathroom lines...Why does the mens bathroom line move so much faster than the womens line?  I honestly think that the womens bathroom should be 3 times the size of the mens bathroom.

Wouldn't it be nice to pee standing up?!?!  I think it would be awesome!  Just think, you would never accidentally tuck your skirt in your underwear....not that that's ever happened to me....ok maybe once.....and alcohol may have been involved!

Happy Monday!

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18 comments:

Mom_Rhonda said...

This is hilarious! Thanks for the Monday chuckle--Lord knows Monday needs all the help it can get. :)

Melissa said...

There is that bonus - but I am not sure I would other issues that come with having a pee-stick.

Kara said...

Hilar! A laugh on a Monday is just what I needed!!

Cynthia said...

Sing it sister! I guess God had to give the guys a FEW advantages since the rest of the good stuff is OURS.

Sarah said...

So, so true! I'd do it to avoid the long lines alone :)

Audj said...

You're so cute! Happy Tuesday! See you soon...can't wait!

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

I have to whole-heartedly agree!!

Laura said...

Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard when I read this. How true...men have it easy!

Helena said...

I have always been jealous of guys for this exact reason! When I was 6, I stole a funnel from the kitchen, and tried to pee standing up. I think it worked. And then I put the funnel back in the kitchen, probably without washing it.

Love the Decor! said...

That is soo funny!!
Just a on a side not.. my hubby is very frugal and rarely do I ever get flowers from him, so this was a very big deal : )

Amanda @ Serenity Now said...

You are just too funny. :) Thanks for making me smile again, and thanks for linking up with me!

RJ @ A Life Designed said...

Yes, yes and yes!

And thanks to a well traveled friend of my mom's I've discovered the answer... "Whiz Freedom." It's an amazing thing when camping/hiking/in gross bathrooms!

Helena said...

Today's post is dedicated to you! (don't get too excited- it's kind of gross)

Paula said...

This is such a funny post! A port-a-potty wouldn't be quite so gross if I were a man.

FrouFrouBritches said...

Amen sista! I couldn't agree more. When I was little, I tried peeing standing up once so I could be cool like my cousing -obviously it didn't work. I was so jealous! UGH! When we would spend the night at my gransparents and stay up late, the only bathroom was through the bedroom and if we woke them up going to the bathroom, they would make us go to bed. Sooo, he would just whip it out and pee out the back door. SO NOT FAIR!

Leigh said...

Too funny!

Kristin said...

This is hilarious Kenzie! And so, so, so true :-) Thanks for linking up to TPoTP, I'm really glad you picked this post too b/c I missed it earlier in the week! Hope you're enjoying your weekend so far...

Melanie said...

What a hilarious post!! I found your blog thru Windy Poplars "The Pick of the Patch"! Thanks for a good laugh..I needed that! :-)

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